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 |  Subject: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread  Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:44 pm | |
| This looks good to put up all the terrible pick-up lines we've discovered. XP I'm looking at you, Hulk. Anyway. Time for un-Harry Potter-like Nintendo pick-up lines. *Note: Do not take the pick-up lines too seriously* - Spoiler:
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you"
Pokémon- Spoiler:
"Hey cutiechu, wanna see my Pokéballs?"
"Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?"
"Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if I only had one,
I'd catch you"
"You must know tail whip, because your beauty leaves me defenceless"
"Ay gurl, you have a really pretty meowth"
Zelda- Spoiler:
"I better put on my Goron tunic, because you are hot"
"Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you've been running though my mind all day."
"I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you."
"Every time I see you I feel as if you complete another piece of heart"
"Wanna help me find my cuccos?"
"If I had a rupee for everytime I wanted to hug you but couldn't, I wouldn't be able to fit any more into my wallet"
"Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic."
“Baby, I’ve been Z-targeting you all night.”
Metroid- Spoiler:
"Wanna see my Zero Suit?"
"I wanna hug you as hard as a metroid"
"Do you want to go upstairs and Kiru Giru?"
"Not even an SA-X could cool down your hotness"
"Do you want to Tourian my pants?"
Mario- Spoiler:
"I'd fly to you like a blue shell"
"Are you a magic feather, because my heart just grew a tail and flew away"
"Have you taken a fire flower, because you are burning me up"
And finally. Something from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. - Spoiler:
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:58 pm | |
| "Roses are red, But sometimes they're thorny, When I'm with you I get kinda..." - Spoiler:
...Corny  I know what you were thinking. Shame on you 
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:00 pm | |
| - ClarionGlass wrote:
- "Roses are red,
But sometimes they're thorny,
When I'm with you
I get kinda..."
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...Corny I know what you were thinking. Shame on you
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*Puts on Austin Powers impression*
Do I make you corny, baby?
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:43 pm | |
| The only one I know:
Are you homework? Cause I'm not doing you and I should be. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:46 pm | |
| Hey Draco, wanna put your basilisk in my Chamber of Secrets? *shudders at self* | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:10 pm | |
| - Incredible.Hulk wrote:
- The only one I know:
Are you homework? Cause I'm not doing you and I should be. This reminds me of these promotional t-shirts that I saw. They said "If you were my homework, I'd do you". I'm not sure how that promoted the company... There's this Harry Potter one that I heard years ago, and it's got stuck in my head because of how terrible it is. "Are you going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:02 pm | |
| Links to some truly awful pickup lines courtesy of Sparknotes: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:41 pm | |
| Go into a cutlery store. "Hey babe. Wanna spoon?" - Spoiler:
Now...This murder...takes yearrrrrrrrrs
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:57 pm | |
| There's some interesting ones on Duolingo.
"Are you a model?"
"Do you come here often?" (My, I never knew that Hulk was trying to pick me up all this time!!)
"Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee in falling for you."
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with you!"
Best (as in worst) pick-up line I've seen came from a Chinese phrasebook.
"You look like my cousin!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:44 pm | |
| *After seeing a bee*
"Must be after you, honey, since you're so sweet" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:12 pm | |
| One I found from a Sims Pickup Lines blog: "Do you have the kleptomaniac trait? Because you just stole my heart." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:11 pm | |
| More Sims ones: (I couldn't resist ) "You must be a life plant, because I feel alive again when I'm with you." "I have the hopeless romantic trait. Want to make it a little less hopeless?" "Do you have a flame fruit in your inventory? Because you sure are hot." And just to be a little cliché: "Is that a lamppost in your inventory or are you just happy to see me?" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:08 pm | |
| *At a bus stop*
"If I stopped here, would you hop on?" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:47 pm | |
| "That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:35 pm | |
| "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:32 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:09 am | |
| Timey: *applause. So much applause* One from Reddit, glorious Reddit: Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years. Also: If you were a fruit... you'd be... a Fineapple. (And one probably I'll only get - You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you. *falls over backwards from t-tests and null hypotheses*) | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:11 am | |
| - HelgaHufflepuff wrote:
(And one probably I'll only get - You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you. *falls over backwards from t-tests and null hypotheses*) You forget that I did a course in statistics "My quest is over. My princess is in this castle" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:03 am | |
| So Statistics and Science, Society and Data Analysis are similar... *strokes imaginary beard* I tried thinking about this one for a long time. It's absolutely cringe-worthy, but I'm putting it up anyway. Because I tried. *sticks gold star to self* "Are you Mr. Batty? Because your affection is making me solid." *facedesk* | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:06 am | |
| - HelgaHufflepuff wrote:
"Are you Mr. Batty? Because your affection is making me solid."
*facedesk* Yay  Mr. Batty Okay, I'm going to hate myself for this one, but anyway "I feel like a used sponge. Wet and dirty" *Facecats* | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:07 pm | |
| A couple of failed ones from xkcd: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]And also (from asdfmovie can't remember which one): Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. *projectile vomits* | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:11 pm | |
| I FINALLY HAVE ONE TO CONTRIBUTE
coughstolenfromyoutubecough
Is that a ladder in your tights?
...................... or a stairway to heaven?
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:50 am | |
| Some people should be able to guess where this one came from "Hai gurl, I think you'd look good in an animatronic suit. Want me to stuff you in one so we can hang out for all eternity? " | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:58 pm | |
| I emailed this to someone (you know who you are), but after thinking about its sheer terribleness I decided to upload it. So in commemoration of yesterday being Guy Fawkes Day: "Baby, I'm like a firework - smoking, hot and illegal in several states. " | |
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| | Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:00 am | |
| Saw this on a London Christmas Card:
"Ho Girl. Get out the Mistletoe, cos all I want for Christmas is you" | |
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