Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread

Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:36 pm

Are you a Weeping Angel? Because I can't take my eyes off you.

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Baby, you just gave me Torchwood. (*facepalm*)

SEXTERMINATE! (*double facepalm*)

I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.

I think both my hearts just skipped a beat.

Razz

Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:43 am

You must be a great match, because you've just set my heart on fire.

Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:41 pm

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:00 pm

"Hey there. You make me hornier than a triceratops"

Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:34 am

Is your name Google? Cause you've got everything I'm searching for.

Subject: Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines Thread Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:19 pm

Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?

(Thank you for the last one, Deadpool. Razz

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